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Verfasser: James Datum: Freitag, den 29. Dezember 2000, um 17:40 Uhr Betrifft: Oh, shit!
Für die, die es noch nicht kennen ... zum Jahreswechsel:
Taoism: Shit happens.
Buddhism: If shit happens its not really shit.
Islam: If shit happens its the will of Allah.
Catholicism: Shit happens because youre bad.
Protestantism: Shit happens because you dont work hard enough.
Judaism: Why does shit always happen to us ?
Hinduism: This shit happened before.
Hare Krishna: Shit happens rama rama, hare hare.
TV Evangelism: Send money or shit will happen.
Atheism : No shit.
Jehovahs Witnesses: Knock knock, shit happens.
Hedonism : Theres nothing like good shit happening.
Christian Science: Shit happens in your mind.
Agnosticism: Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesnt.
Existentialism: What is shit anyway ?
Stoicism: That shit doesnt bother me.
Rastafarianism: Lets smoke that shit.
Mormonism: There is only one true and restored shit.
So be it! James