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Verfasser: James Datum: Samstag, den 5. Januar 2002, um 7:22 Uhr Betrifft: An den Göttern vorüberschreiten ...
und auch an seinen bezahlten und ehrenamtlichen Hilfstruppen ebenfalls.
Thomas schrieb u.a.:
>All diese hoeheren Zivilisationen sind keine Goetter, sie sind sterblich (es gilt ueberall das Gesetz der Entropie) und sie bleiben in allem unvollkommen und es gibt keine Reisen zu den Sternen im Todeszustand, das was die Mormonen ja lernen, wenn sie sagen, dass der LDS-Supermensch nach dem Tode zu Kolob reisen und dort an den Goettern vorueberschreiten wird. Naja, Du und ich schreiten vielleicht mal an andern Deppen vorueber, wer weiss ... (meine Herv.)
Wir können ja schon mal üben. Hier der Text und "Ãbungen" um an den 3 Wachen vorbeischreiten zu können:
Test 1:
ARTHUR (durch Deinen Namen bzw. Person zu ersetzen):
I am Arthur, King of the Britons. I seek the finest and the bravest knights in the land to join me in my court at Camelot. You have proved yourself worthy. Will you join me? ...
BLACK KNIGHT (sog. dienender Engel, Schleierarbeiter etc.): None shall pass.
ARTHUR: What?
BLACK KNIGHT: None shall pass.
ARTHUR: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight, but I must cross this bridge.
BLACK KNIGHT: Then you shall die.
ARTHUR: I command you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside!
Man schlage nun dem schwarzen Ritter alle Beine und Arme ab:
ARTHUR: Victory is mine!
BLACK KNIGHT: Oh? All right, weâll call it a draw.
Test 2:
HEAD KNIGHT OF NI: Ni!
KNIGHTS OF NI: Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!
ARTHUR: Who are you?
HEAD KNIGHT: We are the Knights Who Say... âNiâ!
ARTHUR: No! Not the Knights Who Say âNiâ!
HEAD KNIGHT: The same!
BEDEVERE: Who are they?
HEAD KNIGHT: We are the keepers of the sacred words: âNiâ, âPengâ, and âNeee-womâ! The Knights Who Say âNiâ demand a sacrifice!
ARTHUR: Knights of Ni, we are but simple travellers who seek the enchanter who lives beyond these woods.
HEAD KNIGHT: Ni!
KNIGHTS OF NI: Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!...
ARTHUR: Ow! Ow! Ow! Agh!
HEAD KNIGHT: We shall say âniâ again to you if you do not appease us.
ARTHUR: Well, what is it you want?
HEAD KNIGHT: We want... a shrubbery!
ARTHUR: A what?
HEAD KNIGHT: You must return here with a shrubbery, or else, you will never pass through this wood... alive.
ARTHUR: O Knights of Ni, you are just and fair, and we will return with a shrubbery.
Test 3:
SIR GALAHAD: There it is!
ARTHUR: The Bridge of Death!
ROBIN: Oh, great.
ARTHUR: Look! Thereâs the old man from scene twenty-four!
BEDEVERE: What is he doing here?
ARTHUR: He is the keeper of the Bridge of Death. He asks each traveller five questions--
GALAHAD: Three questions.
ARTHUR: Three questions. He who answers the five questions--
GALAHAD: Three questions.
ARTHUR: Three questions may cross in safety.
ROBIN: What if you get a question wrong?
ARTHUR: Then you are cast into the Gorge of Eternal Peril.
ROBIN: Oh, I wonât go.
GALAHAD: Whoâs going to answer the questions?
ARTHUR: Sir Robin!
ROBIN: Yes?
ARTHUR: Brave Sir Robin, you go.
ROBIN: Hey! Iâve got a great idea. Why doesnât Launcelot go?
LAUNCELOT: Yes. Let me go, my liege. I will take him single-handed. I shall make a feint to the north-east that s ...
ARTHUR: No, no. No. Hang on! Hang on! Hang on! Just answer the five questions--
GALAHAD: Three questions.
ARTHUR: Three questions as best you can, and we shall watch... and pray.
LAUNCELOT: I understand, my liege.
ARTHUR: Good luck, brave Sir Launcelot. God be with you.
BRIDGEKEEPER: Stop! Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
LAUNCELOT: Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I am not afraid.
BRIDGEKEEPER: What... is your name?
LAUNCELOT: My name is âSir Launcelot of Camelotâ.
BRIDGEKEEPER: What... is your quest?
LAUNCELOT: To seek the Holy Grail.
BRIDGEKEEPER: What... is your favourite colour?
LAUNCELOT: Blue.
BRIDGEKEEPER: Right. Off you go.
LAUNCELOT: Oh, thank you. Thank you very much.
Alles klar? And never forget die heiligen, geheimen Worte: "Ni", "Peng" und "Neee-wom", plus einem Busch, einem scharfen Schwert, Deinen Namen, Deine Lieblingsfarbe und Deine Mission!!!
PPS: Sir Michael aus Hamburg liest wieder mit und dreht und hüpft im Kreis (wie der schwarze Ritter?).
PPPS: Die ganze Story gibt es bei Monty Phytonâs "Ritter der Kokusnuss" (forget the translation).